Coco and Apple have their noses in the air...

Oh poor Phinnaeus and Hazel Moder. Cursed with such plain and boring names. What do you think you will do with your poor, uninspired lives? You won't get anywhere, will have no friends. Coco and Apple aren't going to chill with you...they don't chill with the 'normal named'. And certainly Bobby and Jane aren't going to hang with you. Unless you call hanging out a good ass-whooping at the local playground for being named Phinneaus and Hazel.